distortionakuley

hunters-and-healers asked:

+80 points if Akuley makes dad jokes all the time

distortionakuley answered:

OH. OHHHH. WELL THEN. WITH A FRIENDLY REMINDER OF THE HEADCANON THAT HE LAUGHS BY HIMSELF AND USUALLY IT’S AT THE LAMEST JOKES. JUST. DAD JOKES. SCENE 1:

Akuley: Masi-baby. Did you know I had a pet growlithe once?

Masika: Really?

Akuley: Yeah. And he didn’t have a nose.

Masika: then…how did he smell?

Akuley: AWFUL.

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Zahra: Shouldn’t it be time we started making dinner?

Akuley: -giggling- Why?

Zahra: Well…I’m hungry.

Akuley: Hello, Hungry. I’m Akuley.

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Akuley: HEY. Are we having mushrooms tonight? 

Zahra: No –-

Akuley: good cause I don’t have MUSH ROOM FOR THEM.

Zahra: ……!!!

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[[-SPITS-FGDNJGN

PIG-DEMON

OMG <333]]

distortionakuley

hunters-and-healers asked:

Why is it that I can totally picture Akuley holding Masika for the first time all wonderstuck like "I made this"

distortionakuley answered:

asdfghjk

BECAUSE HE WOULD TOTALLY DO THAT.

ALONG WITH EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.

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of course i figure at one point or another Masika would have to get sick of her dad’s shit.

[[PFFTTT <33]]

distortionakuley

distortionakuley:

egyptianzahra:

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  • Name: Masika
  • Gender: Female
  • General Appearance: She has her mother’s red eyes and her father’s hair. As you can see both their cultures are combined in her clothing, either Akuley and Zahra argue about how she should dress and came to a compromise combining, or she’s just a little dork who wants to wear these.
  • Personality: She’s a spunky little kid. She always wants to find the next greatest thing. She likes to go on adventures, like climbing trees and exploring caves, even though it worries her mother when she does. She’s very carefree and happy and loves to laugh and would try to fight you if you make her mad (although she’s just a pipsqueak pfft)
  • Special Talents: Tree climbing and hunting yo
  • Who they like better: She is definitely a daddy’s girl. She always goes along with Akuley on his hunting trips and he teaches her all he knows about hunting. She loves her mama too. Whenever she gets hurt, or sick, Zahra will stay by her side till she gets better. She also admires her strength and hopes to be a strong woman like her mama one day.
  • Who they take after more: Akuley again~
  • Personal Head canon: Oh man, when I was drawing this, I picture in my head of Zahra lecturing Masika because she almost got hurt doing a stunt and Zahra let Akuley get in with the lecture but he’s like “Yoooo that was amazing! you make daddy so proud!” and Zahra’s like “Akuley >:U” and he just clears his throat and is like “Uh, don’t do it again.” But once Zahra’s back is turned, he just gives a thumbs up at Masika who giggles. No wonder she’s a daddy’s girl PFFT But seriously, thinking of CommandoDuo family gives me so many ideas and feels

Bonus doodle:

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME SATU.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK ON MY PORTFOLIO.

but instead i doodled.

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I DOODLED HARD.

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AND I DIDN’T STOP until I reached the ultimate fluff of all: BRACE YOURSELF.

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asdfghjkl;;

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  • Name: Masika
  • Gender: Female
  • General Appearance: She has her mother’s red eyes and her father’s hair. As you can see both their cultures are combined in her clothing, either Akuley and Zahra argue about how she should dress and came to a compromise combining, or she’s just a little dork who wants to wear these.
  • Personality: She’s a spunky little kid. She always wants to find the next greatest thing. She likes to go on adventures, like climbing trees and exploring caves, even though it worries her mother when she does. She’s very carefree and happy and loves to laugh and would try to fight you if you make her mad (although she’s just a pipsqueak pfft)
  • Special Talents: Tree climbing and hunting yo
  • Who they like better: She is definitely a daddy’s girl. She always goes along with Akuley on his hunting trips and he teaches her all he knows about hunting. She loves her mama too. Whenever she gets hurt, or sick, Zahra will stay by her side till she gets better. She also admires her strength and hopes to be a strong woman like her mama one day.
  • Who they take after more: Akuley again~
  • Personal Head canon: Oh man, when I was drawing this, I picture in my head of Zahra lecturing Masika because she almost got hurt doing a stunt and Zahra let Akuley get in with the lecture but he’s like “Yoooo that was amazing! you make daddy so proud!” and Zahra’s like “Akuley >:U” and he just clears his throat and is like “Uh, don’t do it again.” But once Zahra’s back is turned, he just gives a thumbs up at Masika who giggles. No wonder she’s a daddy’s girl PFFT But seriously, thinking of CommandoDuo family gives me so many ideas and feels

Bonus doodle:

askadan asked:

Nightmares

[[Ooo i was hoping someone will send me this one~

Zahra doesn’t get nightmares a lot but when she does, it hits her hard. She knows it’s going to be a nightmare when her dreams start very dark. Some times her nightmares consist of her son yelling for her from the shadows but is no where to be found no matter how hard she tries.

This freaks her out the most when she wakes up and it’s very hard for her to try to calm herself down after it because there is no way she can know that he is really okay. Even back in her own timeline, she can’t search for him to see if he’s all right. She had to wait anxiously till her next visit to see him. It’s even harder now that she’s here.

Her other nightmares consist of her late husband. The thing is, every time she ever dreams of him, he is always so cold to her. There’s never a happy dream with him. He’ll push her away or ignore her, or just look at her coldly. Some times he’ll speak and say things that breaks her heart. It’s almost like he’s trying to force her to forget about him, to let him ago, even if it means it’s destroying the image Zahra once knew of him.

I wasn’t orginially gonna use pictures but I got in a doodley mood pfft ]]

youshouldfeartheliving

Put a word in my ask and I will write a Headcanon about it for my Muse.

askeclipsetheumbreon:

rpmissionboard:

  • Nightmares
  • Humanity
  • Guardian
  • Torture
  • Insanity
  • Slaughter
  • Order
  • Morality
  • Loyalty
  • Promise
  • Betrayal
  • Epiphany
  • Apathy
  • Memories
  • Loss
  • Lies
  • Death
  • Love
  • Plans
  • Pawns
  • revenge
  • Monster
  • Time
  • Waiting
  • Laugh
  • Trend
  • Alliance
  • Natural
  • Pretence
  • Urge
  • Impression
  • Critic
  • Accent
  • Stranger
  • Judgement
  • Delirious
  • Instinct
  • Damage
  • Illusion
  • End

(ive never reblogged a writing inbox meme so fast.)

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If they had a kid meme

friendly-frostbite:

thegardenof-eden:

send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.

  • Name:
  • Gender:
  • General Appearance:
  • Personality:
  • Special Talents:
  • Who they like better:
  • Who they take after more:
  • Personal Head canon:

((Wow, you guys are still at it! :O  I guess I’ll give it a shot and join it - looks amusing

(Dashboard is pretty empty so WHY NOT START A BABBU MEME )

Whoa, hi

[[ Guess who is back

oh man it’s been ages i’m so sorry i’ve been busy with stuffs and stuff, with college in my mind but I miss Distortion so here is my update post

I couldn’t complete my R2 but I have made a flashback comic of Zahra featuring her son and sister so if you can to check it out, it’s here.

I’m actually pretty excited to be a NPC as weird as that sounds. I can take my time with stuff I’m doing. Plus, their missions sounds like a lot of fun. Excited for R3 events!

Imma post a doodle I did today here because why not

Modern college AU Zahra and Akuley!

I was talking to pig-demon about modern aus and I have established that modern Zahra is a college student, and mom, by day and stripper at night. She does that to support her family and pay for her school tuition. The strip club has themes for the girls and Zahra got the, you guessed it, Egyptian lady! Akuley happen upon the club (being tricked into or was invited by pals) and was instantly smitten by zahra and asked her out right there, thus making security throw him out but soon they met up at school and this happened. The thing is, he still has no idea they are the same person that silly goof

Anywho I will try to be more active! ]]